I just got my XO-1!
Er... tiny green laptop with Shrek ears? John Negroponte? Quest to educate every child on the planet by throwing dirt cheap, durable hardware at small children?
Here's a self-portrait.
...
Okay, that didn't work out so well. I'll figure it out later.
It's tiny, it's cute, it makes people wonder if I mugged a Nigerian kid to get it. The battery is less awesome than I expected. It runs for about three hours rather than the expected six. I'm not sure who made that promise, though, so I can hardly claim to be disappointed. The keyboard is even smaller than I expected, but I'm managing.
I'm sending this from Sam Weller's book store, which has rock solid wireless. My apartment? Not so much. A few people have already asked about it, so it's a great conversation piece.
Later.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Boom boom, redux
I just watched a police officer fire two shots outside my apartment window. I didn't see the guy he was shooting at until later, but he was lying in the gutter. I just hadn't poked my head up high enough to see him for myself. Watching the crime scene afterwards, it seemed that the officer thought the man was waving a gun, and I know they were looking for it afterwards. I don't know if they found it.
Things have settled down now. The street is taped off, but most of the police cars have left. Outside my window, an officer is taking notes on a clipboard.
Things have settled down now. The street is taped off, but most of the police cars have left. Outside my window, an officer is taking notes on a clipboard.
Boom boom!
I woke up this morning at 6:36AM. At 6:38, I heard two thundering explosions from the direction of downtown Salt Lake City. Now, I heard last night that they were knocking down a building as part of the ongoing reconstruction. But you have to figure that at least a few people in this town are scurrying to their bomb shelters. "Hurry up, Marge! The Islamofascists are attacking!"
Yeah, yeah. Demolition derby. While we're still young, Bryce.
Yeah, yeah. Demolition derby. While we're still young, Bryce.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Regrets
Yeah, that last entry reads a hell of a lot like a suicide note. That's not going to happen. I wish I knew what is going to happen, but I don't. I knew when I started this blog, that every time I was a little too open about my life, I'd become marginally less employable. I don't know how anyone would reconcile last week's spleen venting with their concept of a stalwart, dependable employee. I know I can't.
It would be easy to simply un-write it. But I won't. It seems more honest to leave it.
I'll try to scrape together some demolition derby-induced epiphanies for tomorrow.
It would be easy to simply un-write it. But I won't. It seems more honest to leave it.
I'll try to scrape together some demolition derby-induced epiphanies for tomorrow.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Why I'll never amount to anything
I feel broken inside, and I don't know why.
It's not just that I'm jobless, or that my social network has collapsed down to me and my pet rabbit, or that we six billion raindrops are quickly drowning the planet. It's this feeling, permanently weighing down on my increasingly steeped shoulders, that the world wants nothing that I have to offer. Whether it's hunting for a job, looking for companionship, writing, or fighting for all those causes that feel so important to me, I just can't resist the feeling that anything I attempt will end in humiliating failure.
Sissy told me that I'm burdened with an overly keen sense of empathy. She says I can't be happy while anyone else is miserable. Maybe. I certainly let the unfairness of the world get to me. But this doesn't feel like empathy. Empathy is supposed to feel connecting, to break down the walls between people. Me, I don't feel connected to anything. If anything, I feel smaller than my own skin.
I've felt like this, on and off, since a few weeks into my internship in San Francisco last year. At first, the novelty of the place was exhilirating. New town, new job, new people. For a time, I was very happy there. Then the downhill slide started. I've never learned to connect with new people, but I felt the lack of friends deeply. My co-workers were very kind, and they probably would have been more social with me, had I only known how to ask. But hell if I knew how.
Professionally, I felt like a fraud. My contributions were usually meager and occasionally disastrous. The CEO freely admitted that he didn't expect developers to really make an impact in their first few months, and that I'd only be a net benefit to the company if I stayed on permanently. He was trying to make me feel better, but it only made me feel like I was stealing from the company with each paycheck.
Even by those depressingly lowered expectations, I felt like a failure. It felt like I was learning too slowly, that the system I was working on was overwhelmingly complicated, that my technical understanding was woefully inadequate. While I understood, at least abstractly, how revenue streams are the life of a startup, I never felt comfortable with the company's focus on the bottom-line. I'd learned a crapload about Rails in the months prior to the internship, and it was genuinely disappointing to find that there was little interest in it. Because I didn't feel that I could justify myself or my work to the rest of the company, weekly status meetings became my own personal hell.
Outside work, things were a bit better. I could take mass transit all over the peninsula, I had access to all sorts of politically inflammatory books, I could go out to the beach and stroll around when I got bored. I even found a few weekly activities to look forward to, and U2 was always blaring on my 'pod. But even when I was at my happiest, when I could feel the deep connections between all living things, I felt like an unwanted intruder.
It got so bad, I felt so trapped and suffocated, that in the end I cut my internship a few weeks short. Ostensibly, it was so I'd be home when my niece was born. But really, I just had to be away from everything. When I went to turn my office key in, I could barely hold myself together, I felt so ashamed to have failed everyone around me.
I went to Burning Man a few weeks later, hoping to reconnect with that feeling I'd felt early on in San Francisco, when everything felt possible. Like everything else in my life, it started out feeling good and simple and wonderful. Then the fear took over. I couldn't talk to people, I couldn't belong. Everything I wanted to share with the world was trapped inside me, turning rotten and festering.
I went home three days early, and spent the rest of the weekend binging on video games.
Since then, some part of me has never recovered. It doesn't dare to hope for love, or meaning, or importance in life. It expects humanity to consume and consume, until there is nothing good or furry or leafy or beautiful on the remaining dry, dusty husk. It sees a world of broken people, exploiting and hurting each other to hold their own fear and rage and impotence at bay just a little longer. It hates me, it sees me as weak and foolish, yet it is aggravated that the world doesn't see the inherent superiority of my solutions.
This incongruous mixture of arrogance and self-loathing has been my life for the last several weeks. I mostly stay in my apartment, unable to achieve the activation energy needed to do much of anything at all. When I go out, every billboard, every new housing development, every Hummer driving by just makes me feel more hopeless.[1]
I know I can't just sit and hope it will be all right. It's my own behaviors bringing this on, and I have to be the one to change. I know things could be better, but I don't feel like I have the strength to make it happen.
Notes:
[1] It's strange that this "tainted by evil" emotion is such a flexible one. As a teenager, it attached to certain, specific entities in the world: stack of Playboy magazines, a six pack of beer, a Planned Parenthood clinic. Now I have no problem with those things, but the same emotion is brought on by a new Wal-Mart Super Center.
It's not just that I'm jobless, or that my social network has collapsed down to me and my pet rabbit, or that we six billion raindrops are quickly drowning the planet. It's this feeling, permanently weighing down on my increasingly steeped shoulders, that the world wants nothing that I have to offer. Whether it's hunting for a job, looking for companionship, writing, or fighting for all those causes that feel so important to me, I just can't resist the feeling that anything I attempt will end in humiliating failure.
Sissy told me that I'm burdened with an overly keen sense of empathy. She says I can't be happy while anyone else is miserable. Maybe. I certainly let the unfairness of the world get to me. But this doesn't feel like empathy. Empathy is supposed to feel connecting, to break down the walls between people. Me, I don't feel connected to anything. If anything, I feel smaller than my own skin.
I've felt like this, on and off, since a few weeks into my internship in San Francisco last year. At first, the novelty of the place was exhilirating. New town, new job, new people. For a time, I was very happy there. Then the downhill slide started. I've never learned to connect with new people, but I felt the lack of friends deeply. My co-workers were very kind, and they probably would have been more social with me, had I only known how to ask. But hell if I knew how.
Professionally, I felt like a fraud. My contributions were usually meager and occasionally disastrous. The CEO freely admitted that he didn't expect developers to really make an impact in their first few months, and that I'd only be a net benefit to the company if I stayed on permanently. He was trying to make me feel better, but it only made me feel like I was stealing from the company with each paycheck.
Even by those depressingly lowered expectations, I felt like a failure. It felt like I was learning too slowly, that the system I was working on was overwhelmingly complicated, that my technical understanding was woefully inadequate. While I understood, at least abstractly, how revenue streams are the life of a startup, I never felt comfortable with the company's focus on the bottom-line. I'd learned a crapload about Rails in the months prior to the internship, and it was genuinely disappointing to find that there was little interest in it. Because I didn't feel that I could justify myself or my work to the rest of the company, weekly status meetings became my own personal hell.
Outside work, things were a bit better. I could take mass transit all over the peninsula, I had access to all sorts of politically inflammatory books, I could go out to the beach and stroll around when I got bored. I even found a few weekly activities to look forward to, and U2 was always blaring on my 'pod. But even when I was at my happiest, when I could feel the deep connections between all living things, I felt like an unwanted intruder.
It got so bad, I felt so trapped and suffocated, that in the end I cut my internship a few weeks short. Ostensibly, it was so I'd be home when my niece was born. But really, I just had to be away from everything. When I went to turn my office key in, I could barely hold myself together, I felt so ashamed to have failed everyone around me.
I went to Burning Man a few weeks later, hoping to reconnect with that feeling I'd felt early on in San Francisco, when everything felt possible. Like everything else in my life, it started out feeling good and simple and wonderful. Then the fear took over. I couldn't talk to people, I couldn't belong. Everything I wanted to share with the world was trapped inside me, turning rotten and festering.
I went home three days early, and spent the rest of the weekend binging on video games.
Since then, some part of me has never recovered. It doesn't dare to hope for love, or meaning, or importance in life. It expects humanity to consume and consume, until there is nothing good or furry or leafy or beautiful on the remaining dry, dusty husk. It sees a world of broken people, exploiting and hurting each other to hold their own fear and rage and impotence at bay just a little longer. It hates me, it sees me as weak and foolish, yet it is aggravated that the world doesn't see the inherent superiority of my solutions.
This incongruous mixture of arrogance and self-loathing has been my life for the last several weeks. I mostly stay in my apartment, unable to achieve the activation energy needed to do much of anything at all. When I go out, every billboard, every new housing development, every Hummer driving by just makes me feel more hopeless.[1]
I know I can't just sit and hope it will be all right. It's my own behaviors bringing this on, and I have to be the one to change. I know things could be better, but I don't feel like I have the strength to make it happen.
Notes:
[1] It's strange that this "tainted by evil" emotion is such a flexible one. As a teenager, it attached to certain, specific entities in the world: stack of Playboy magazines, a six pack of beer, a Planned Parenthood clinic. Now I have no problem with those things, but the same emotion is brought on by a new Wal-Mart Super Center.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Spoiler alert!
I want to be the first person in line when J.K. Rowling's latest book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." I want to be there so I can grab my book, flip to the end to skim the last few pages, and then start shouting about how Hermione dies at the end, Voldemort is Harry's real father, and the book ends with the sentence, "Now go forth, children, and serve your master Beelzebub as I have taught you."
Perhaps it's best that I don't. The pleasure would be fleeting, but the blunt trauma would be with me for weeks.
Perhaps it's best that I don't. The pleasure would be fleeting, but the blunt trauma would be with me for weeks.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Hierarchy of geek
I would like to propose a hierarchy of geekiness. Why? Because as a hopeless (and perhaps hopelessly insecure) geek, I'm often concerned with my own geek ranking. Specifically, I hope and pray that I am geekier than you, gentle reader.
To some extent, all who experience the joy of understanding a deep thing well, or who prize new and expansive thoughts, participate in the unity of all things geeky. But each of us has our interests, our fields of expertise.
Now, so that Jonathon can poke dozens of holes in it, I propose a heuristic for ordering a set of geeks according to their geekiness.
Having said that, allow me to introduce the geekiest blog I know: my buddy Jonathon's anotbnotornot. I bow before his programming language geek-fu.
To some extent, all who experience the joy of understanding a deep thing well, or who prize new and expansive thoughts, participate in the unity of all things geeky. But each of us has our interests, our fields of expertise.
Now, so that Jonathon can poke dozens of holes in it, I propose a heuristic for ordering a set of geeks according to their geekiness.
- You are a geek if you desire to master some area of scientific or cultural knowledge, whether it be fluid dynamics, web programming, french poetry, or Harry Potter trivia (hey Aspen).
- Within a given discipline, X can be ranked higher than Y if X can perform feats of geekery that Y is unable to duplicate.
- X can also be ranked higher than Y if neither X nor Y can match the geektastic exploits of Z, but X is fascinated by Z's geeking and Y is indifferent to it.
- X can be ranked higher than Y if X is Donald Knuth.
- It is not clear whether to rank unparalleled geekiness in a single subject higher than solid geekiness across a variety of subjects. It seems like a value judgment that depends heavily on your conception of geekiness. Therefore, the result of summing the scores of a single person across various disciplines is undefined.
Having said that, allow me to introduce the geekiest blog I know: my buddy Jonathon's anotbnotornot. I bow before his programming language geek-fu.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
My wrist upgrades seem to be taking hold very nicely. Carpal tunnel has been bothering me for the last couple of years, and since I wasn't taking classes this semester, now seemed like a good time to git 'er done.
The procedure was quick and mostly painless. The anesthesiologist stuck something in my IV that didn't exactly knock me out, but it made me really loopy. According to him, once it took hold he would be able to drive a metal spike into my chest, and I wouldn't care. Then he did something else to numb my hands.
My perception of time was more than a little off. Before I knew it, they were sewing up one arm and starting on the other. I remember desperately trying to formulate a joke along the lines of "did you install the robotic claw like I asked?" but I couldn't get it out, and eventually gave up. Good thing, or I'd probably have a left hand like Dr. Claw's now.
That's a long, roundabout way of saying, hey, I'm back. Feel free to worship me and my HyperWrist 2.0 blogging-enabled upgrades.
I'm holding off on lasik surgery, because I figure that I've got one perfectly good eye going, and the surgery would probably disqualify me for some upgrade twenty years down the road that would give me 20/5 vision and thermal imaging. That would be cool.
The procedure was quick and mostly painless. The anesthesiologist stuck something in my IV that didn't exactly knock me out, but it made me really loopy. According to him, once it took hold he would be able to drive a metal spike into my chest, and I wouldn't care. Then he did something else to numb my hands.
My perception of time was more than a little off. Before I knew it, they were sewing up one arm and starting on the other. I remember desperately trying to formulate a joke along the lines of "did you install the robotic claw like I asked?" but I couldn't get it out, and eventually gave up. Good thing, or I'd probably have a left hand like Dr. Claw's now.
That's a long, roundabout way of saying, hey, I'm back. Feel free to worship me and my HyperWrist 2.0 blogging-enabled upgrades.
I'm holding off on lasik surgery, because I figure that I've got one perfectly good eye going, and the surgery would probably disqualify me for some upgrade twenty years down the road that would give me 20/5 vision and thermal imaging. That would be cool.
Monday, April 9, 2007
Doubleblogging
It's a new word I just came up with... for... um... having more than one blog at a time.
Okay, it's unbelievably lame. I humbly withdraw my application for inclusion in the lexicon.
Anyhow, I decided that I needed a second blog, because the first one was turning out to be very topical (mostly posts about global warming, sustainability, angry rants against consumer culture). I decided that I liked the laser-like focus, and that posting about my most recent dream (I was vacationing on a huge oil tanker anchored off the Cape of Good Hope) would only water it down, boring and alienating those who were there looking for angry rants against consumer culture.
But I desperately need somewhere to get my freak on. Fortunately, I still had a great anagram in reserve. So, invoking the divine powers of Habeeb the Existential, I do hereby declare this the personal blog / online journal / musing spot of Bryce Anderson. I entreat Google to bless my efforts, that googling for "Bryce Anderson" deliver a link unto this blog, and not...
Aw hell.
Right now, the first hit is bryceanderson.com, a site honoring someone's baby who died of cancer.
I think I'm right to feel a bit shallow just now. But I'm still determined to beat out Bryce Anderson the hockey player and Bryce Anderson the obscure Christian rock musician. Why? Because what is life without a goal and a purpose? Oh, and because Christian rock bugs the Jesus out of me.
So I'll be shamelessly cross-posting between my two blogs, in the hope that Google will misinterpret the cozy nay incestuous relationship between the two as a sort of hallmark of respectability.
Here, I'll be posting my stupid thoughts, unattainable dreams, snippets of fiction, and other self-important tripe, doing my humble part to speed the inevitable collapse of the entire blogosphere into a sucking black vortex of self-involved narcissism. When that day comes, I'll look down awestruck into that gaping, jagged tear in the fabric of spacetime, and wonder if anyone made a backup.
Until then.
Okay, it's unbelievably lame. I humbly withdraw my application for inclusion in the lexicon.
Anyhow, I decided that I needed a second blog, because the first one was turning out to be very topical (mostly posts about global warming, sustainability, angry rants against consumer culture). I decided that I liked the laser-like focus, and that posting about my most recent dream (I was vacationing on a huge oil tanker anchored off the Cape of Good Hope) would only water it down, boring and alienating those who were there looking for angry rants against consumer culture.
But I desperately need somewhere to get my freak on. Fortunately, I still had a great anagram in reserve. So, invoking the divine powers of Habeeb the Existential, I do hereby declare this the personal blog / online journal / musing spot of Bryce Anderson. I entreat Google to bless my efforts, that googling for "Bryce Anderson" deliver a link unto this blog, and not...
Aw hell.
Right now, the first hit is bryceanderson.com, a site honoring someone's baby who died of cancer.
I think I'm right to feel a bit shallow just now. But I'm still determined to beat out Bryce Anderson the hockey player and Bryce Anderson the obscure Christian rock musician. Why? Because what is life without a goal and a purpose? Oh, and because Christian rock bugs the Jesus out of me.
So I'll be shamelessly cross-posting between my two blogs, in the hope that Google will misinterpret the cozy nay incestuous relationship between the two as a sort of hallmark of respectability.
Here, I'll be posting my stupid thoughts, unattainable dreams, snippets of fiction, and other self-important tripe, doing my humble part to speed the inevitable collapse of the entire blogosphere into a sucking black vortex of self-involved narcissism. When that day comes, I'll look down awestruck into that gaping, jagged tear in the fabric of spacetime, and wonder if anyone made a backup.
Until then.
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